Flowers for u

I bought her a Plumeria tree plant… it’s beautiful and smells good. I know she would like it. Instead:

“Where do YOU want to plant that?”

“Anywhere is fine.” I said.

I just wanted to hear something nice… like “Thank you…”

The plant was not for me.

So I dared to ask, “Do you want me to just return it then?”

“How much was it?”

“$30”

“You have to plant that… $30? Return it if you can return it.”

… returning it…

I don’t know if $30 is expensive… is it?